Wow, I can’t believe its already the last week of our New Velcro Marriage Message Series! There have been so many good Sunday memories already made, date challenges completed, and new friends made part of the RiverTown family. Here’s last week’s message from my YouTube channel. The baby pool of shame was a real hit, you’ve got to see it!
I want to make you a promise about this Sunday! We have been dealing with some pretty heavy topics the first three weeks of this series.
Here’s a taste of what’s to come this Sunday: Video By “Vinnie ‘Stick It To Me’ Velcrocinni (AKA – Bud Bentfeld)
One More Preview:
“The Laws of Male and Female Relationships”
The LAWS for Women:
1. The Female is never wrong.
2. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant Misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
3. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
4. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
5. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
6. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
7. Any attempt to document these Rules could result in bodily harm to the Male.
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The LAWS for Men:
All jokes aside, this week in SEALED AND SOLID you’ll get a close up look at what it takes to have a real COVENANT MARRIAGE. The truth is that a lot of people who have been married never really entered into a Biblical and Spiritual Covenant with each other. We’re going to dive into this divine TRUTH with plenty of GRACE for everybody! Come and See for yourself!
Pastor David
P.S. My next series will build on the excitement of Velcro Marriage. It’s simply called, “MASTER” Find out more by going to https://www.rivertownchurch.com/work-view/master.
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